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Sup savages. We did a second show this week, as if an hour and a half of brilliance on Thursday wasn’t enough for you freaks, we give you a second hour and a half of mediocre radio that will guarantee ear drum cancer. Ok maybe not ear drum cancer but it will certainly make you feel like you have a small penis, that’s because you do. Want to check out the show in all of it’s mediocrity? Well you can’t, unless you are a member of the forums, at that point you are privileged enough to be able to access the show. Sign up for the forums, we don’t ask for much, plus you get something back asshole, then go here:
They can’t all be gold!
We catch up with an old pal, Ash9, we missed him so we all gave him handies, you should to if you run into him. Dead tries to start trouble because Ash banged Mallrat’s sister, but inevitably they are both way to lazy to do anything about it, surprised Ash was motivated enough to thrust. We bug the Itty Bitty about her escapades in the fitting room but we realize we really don’t want details. We involve the chat room at home more than the people listening to the audio version of the show, that’s what you get for not participating live asshole! We made the chat watch nasty videos including
1 guy 1 cup here’s a cute kitten to undo that from your head!

And to top it off Dead proves his worth by stuffing 9 nasty flavored marshmallow in his mouth and throws the sloppy mess at Itty Bitty’s face for being a woman. Join us this Wednesday when we plan an all out assault of the fatty from Bradman TV. Later!

Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD’ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena’s. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a zebra? Anyways, we talk politics, movies, J J Abrams new Star Trek, the Spirit, play perverted password, hauntings and Dead doesn’t get to talk about Lost even though he had shit to say. Oh well more for next week. All in all it was a very different show, different but good, we hardly made fun of anyone besides Dead and his sweats in high school. Since we chat about Star Trek here’s the trailer.

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Well if you haven’t figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site.

If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and Mallrat bromance and the cock yelling video which we ay share with you. Maybe if you ask nicely. We had a stroke of retarded genius and are running the manliest turd contest join in on the forums, submit pics of yourr turds at the forums.

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Leave us a comment (below) on how we should destroy this cock and we will do it next week live on the air!

You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it’s way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don’t finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don’t finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don’t finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did!
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