Posts Tagged ‘Abortion jokes’

Ever wanted to ride a T-Rex band member into work? Well we haven’t either, Ash does want to ride a T-Rex to work though and we discuss, then make fun of how gay the band T-Rex is. We also discuss getting a down feather stuck in your piss hole, Hoarders, Internal Taffy, you don’t understand what that means, but you will if you listen, how much of a run on sentence these show notes are and how your grandmother had a cock in her mouth at one point and time in her life, that’s why she eats soo much garlic, it’s to forget! And as an extra bonus, we recorded the pre-show “writing process” Listen in as you try and choke yourself or whatever you sick fuckers do when no ones around. And that’s all the show notes you queers get, go listen!
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Haste the Day – Travesty
Cake – War Pigs
Cee lo – Fuck you
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New show, yay. We make fun of Tiger Woods then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we make fun of Quest then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we make fun of Boner then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we talk about how we hate Activision (anything after Pitfall sucked) then we make fun of how mediocre we are. Getting the theme here?
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Ever wonder what it would be like if the cast ran an abortion clinic? Well don’t waste your brain cells on trying to figure it out, we describe our ideal planned parent hood facility for you. We chat Oscars and other random shit as well. Here is the link dump:
Fat girl
Faceless dummy
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We drank, we ate shitty candy from the Netherlands and we talked. Mainly we talked movies this week and James Cameron’s massive penis which allows him to do whatever. We also threw some Conan and Leno into the mixand cracked a few jokes here and there, at least I think. Here’s the video from the audio we played in the beginning of the show and then never discussed. seriously we have A.D.D.:
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