It’s April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here’s the picture as promised:

IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so!
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Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA’s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Here’s the video of Obama on Leno:
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Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman’s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. We also discuss this retard:
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What’s up queers,
Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. Here’s the video:
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We discuss how bad Dead’s hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo’s down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack.
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What’s up,
You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That’s right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen.
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