THE SHOW

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OFF-BEAT the Podcast is a weekly internet radio show. (podcast, it’s right in our name stupid!) Topics constantly range from pop culture, celebrities, video games, movies, advice and always contain profanity and rape jokes, that’s actually what we are good at. We have been wasting our time doing this nonsense for 3 years now so there is bound to be a shit load of inside jokes you won’t get because your dumb and haven’t been listening, shame on you. You can tune in most weeks live, check the twitter feed on the main page for show times and interact during the live shows via the chat or call in if the phone lines around this dump ever work (909)461-4493. Anyways, new listener or seasoned veteran, welcome to Offbeatpodcast.com, may we suggest the best of page? It contains some of our best work, hence the title “best of”. Have fun, enjoy your stay and please get in touch, we love to hear from our listeners by leaving an audio or video comment on a show post or drop us a voicemail: (909)461-4493.
Deadsqwirl!
P.S. We hate you
THE CAST

Deadsqwirl-Slaves over this show to try and make it better even if no one listens. It has become an obsession to him. Often cranky from working retail, can be heard making sense only half of the time he is talking on the show, most of the time he is drunk and can’t pronounce words and just agrees with what everyone says. Deadsqwirl has been known to be an aggressive specimen especially against faggoty little NSync fans.
Deadsqwirl enjoys: The beach, music, movies, being an asshole, saying nasty things about people and fine wines.

Mommasqwirl-Was convinced to marry Deadsqwirl by her family because a bet was lost. Mommasqwirl often attempts to share celebrity news on the air but is almost never allowed to do so due to the inherent douchyness of the entire cast. Mommasqwirl also monitors the phone lines during the show, so don’t piss her off if you want to speak to the awesomeness that is the cast of OFF-BEAT.
Mommasqwirl enjoys: Not being able to speak, ballroom dancing, some fag called Joss Whedon, her husbands massive cock and a good rogering while in the bathroom.

Mallrat-Used to host the old OFF-BEAT (not to be confused by the new OFF-BEAT because some dude form some shitty third world country seems to think the old iteration was better) with Deadsqwirl. Mallrat attended the Connecticut school of Broadcasting, which surprisingly should have never been called a school. CSB should have been called the stock market part 2, you put your money in and get nothing back from it, at least he attended unlike the last round of suckers that had their money taken from them. Mallrat can often be identified by his insane laughter which would make the straightest of straight guys want to give him a hand job just to stop.
Mallrat enjoys: Fried foods, not being a virgin anymore, almost making The Itty Bitty walk out of shows, not exercising and being all around lazy, not kingly lazy, just lazy.

Ash9- good for a one liner and the DL on all kinds of tech shit. and that’s about it.

The CRZA-Not much is known about the CRZA except he likes to be liberal with his bathing. CRZA often does not show up for the show so many of you may not know who he is, when more is found out about this creature we will post it here.
THE CRZA’S MYSPACE

Ricketts-Ricketts is all things rock n’ roll. On stage he looks much like a cop, not a donut eating cop, but a cop that would pull you over and then fuck your wife on the hood of your car while he forced you to watch. Ricketts keeps his identity behind a Mexican wrestling mask because it gives him the magical ability to spout out all kinds of nasty things without anyone knowing who he is. Anytime we can’t say something, Ricketts can. Ricketts has recently took on doing some production during our live shows.
Ricketts enjoys: Farting, shitting, rocking, fucking on their period, eating taco bell, and spooning.

The Itty Bitty-Hailing from probably one of the most F’ed up families I have ever heard of the Itty Bitty has banged dudes in a fitting room, stolen her mother’s cock, witnessed her Mom and her Dad playing hide Dad’s sequoia after they were divorced, been thrown out of her car by family and continues to show up even though the cast abuses the shit out of her only OK cooking.
The Itty Bitty enjoys: giving head in a fitting room, not being attractive to FoamyFlier, making mediocre food and selling panties.

THE INSIDE JOKES YOU SHOULD KNOW

Panties-much like the child he is, Mallrat finds it hilarious any time the word panties is muttered. Not quite sure why, maybe it’s his way of coping with the fact that his Mom used to make him wear her hand me downs? Anyway, it has evolved into a greeting whenever a live caller calls into the show just to get a reaction from Mallrat.

Mic checks-this is the listeners favorite part of the show, often time just to please the listeners the cast will continually check their mics instead of starting the show. Hey this is our show and we’ll do what the fans like, and since they love the mic checks we aim to please by offering up a good half hour a show.

What up What up-A stupid greeting that pisses Dead off to no end do to the sheer stupidity of it!

The Itty Bitty’s cock-The Itty Bitty’s mom has a cock collection, she really digs the cock, and The Itty Bitty stole one and offered it up to sacrifice for the sake of the show. To this date he has not been finished off, but should be put out of his misery since he is now missing both wings and part of his retarded face.

909-You will hear this used often as it is signaling the retards on the cast have fucked something up. It originated when our theme song began to loop on a live show and now will forever live in infamy in our hearts.

The fitting room- The Itty Bitty loves to screw guys there at her place of employment, especially ones that are close to statutory rape cases. If you see her out and about near a fitting room, invite her in, she may give you a throw.

Bradman TV- a fat loser who we make fun of during his own show, then he tries to come back at us only to fall flat on his face and not get back up again due to the laws of gravity plus his girth. He’s about 1 hot dog away from a heart attack, once God removes him we will move on to someone else.

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