Cancer is a small price to pay…

DeadSqwirl — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:38:24 +0000

Ever wanted to ride a T-Rex band member into work? Well we haven’t either, Ash does want to ride a T-Rex to work though and we discuss, then make fun of how gay the band T-Rex is. We also discuss getting a down feather stuck in your piss hole, Hoarders, Internal Taffy, you don’t understand what that means, but you will if you listen, how much of a run on sentence these show notes are and how your grandmother had a cock in her mouth at one point and time in her life, that’s why she eats soo much garlic, it’s to forget! And as an extra bonus, we recorded the pre-show “writing process” Listen in as you try and choke yourself or whatever you sick fuckers do when no ones around. And that’s all the show notes you queers get, go listen!
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Haste the Day – Travesty
Cake – War Pigs
Cee lo – Fuck you
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Rhinocoporn

DeadSqwirl — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 05:33:12 +0000

We did it, we recorded a show that didn’t include a single rape joke. And some of you thought it couldn’t be done.We talk about Facebook’s new location service, but not for long, it probably took you longer to read that than how long we talk about it, We vaguely review the Expendables and we also talk about other shit as well since this is essentially a talk radio show.
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Sex Bob-Bomb – We Are Sex Bob-Bomb
Star Fucking Hipsters – Until we’re dead
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Because she shit in it.

DeadSqwirl — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 06:14:14 +0000

Well we didn’t name the show what we wanted to for fear of an Islamic attack, we’ll leave it at that. We took some time off and returned mediocre, just as we left. We didn’t manage to bring a big cast, simply because that would be appeasing to our fans but we did bring some humor. We talk Mosque, Proposition 8, face palm sex (it doesn’t make sense now but it will) and breasts that rub up against the happy trail.
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A Skylit Drive- Separate Ways
The Baseballs – Chasing Cars
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Spit Gag Honk

DeadSqwirl — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:15:16 +0000

Hello all,
CRZA and the Itty Bitty return and the theme is anger. Between the cast between Mel Gibson and his Russian thing, whatever she is and anger towards the British.
Tonight’s menu:
Stuffed peppers
Cock blots
Clown fellatio
Pink on a barricade
and for dessert Mel Gibson
Music used on the program:
Haste the Day – Resolve
Lady GaGa – Paparazzi
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If God didn’t want me to…

DeadSqwirl — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 05:04:36 +0000

On the program this evening, we discuss LeBron leaving Cleveland in shambles, we drink a shitty soda that tastes much better with vodka in it, we introduce you to a new cast member and we talk about Dead getting punched in the face. If that’s not enough to get you to listen your obviously an asshole.
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ONYX-Slam
Against Me! – I was a teenage anarchist
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If anyone is getting raped it’s at the World Cup!

DeadSqwirl — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:52:33 +0000

Well this one starts off slow and quickly turns to brilliance. We beat a dead werewolf penis to death in true Off-Beat fashion, we talk about the female anti-rape condom, Mel Gibson and we do this all with Real Talk. Ash has another smoke monster encounter and we babble and make funnies, you go listen now, and here’s some shit to help you find us in the search engine: Miley Cyrus spread eagle with peanut butter in her vag, Justin Bieber cock in mouth, Comiccon, Sarah Pailin resents her tarded child, Genesse cream ale. Good day.
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Bullet for my Valentine – Your Betrayal
The Baseballs – Umbrella
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We’re talking werewolf penis here!

DeadSqwirl — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:30:12 +0000

Come for the if god didn’t want me to rape chat and stay for the werewolf penis talk! We discuss E3, real caulk, Ash’s newfangled coke habit, sexy vampires, did we mention rape jokes, and Vin Diesel’s dumb face. We also talk about some other nonsense exactly 4 of you will enjoy. We used our science skills to figure out that equation. Oh yeah, we watched a chimp rape a frog, kinda blew my mind a bit.

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The Menzingers – I was born
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Teddy Ruxpin fucker

DeadSqwirl — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 05:22:46 +0000

Ever think about fucking a Teddy Ruxpin doll while it was mouthing Metallica songs, well we haven’t either. Well maybe one of us has. We talk pre E3, new Iphone and some other nonsense. Here’s the filth from Japan we spoke of:

Music used on tonights show:
Red city radio – If All Else Fails Play Dead
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Lost (somewhere on my HDD)

DeadSqwirl — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:34:46 +0000

Much like Jack’s trials and tribulations we fought hard to get this show to you. Through massive recording issues for the second time this week, we triumphed over forces higher than us telling us to shut the fuck up. We talk Lost, and other things but you have out listen to find out what. Our friend Fog joins in through the science of AOL instant messenger which he connected to from his War games-esque computer he still has form the early 90′s. We blame him for all the issues recording and you should too! Despite all the bullshit, this is a fun one even if your not a fan of Lost!
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It’s not racist it’s an educated guess.

DeadSqwirl — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:19:26 +0000

Lots and lots of talk about vomit. If vomit is your thing, this is certainly the show for you. We talk about vomiting in your mouth while being pulled over by a cop, vomiting in a purse, vomiting in your friends face while drinking and vomiting on a waitresses crotch. we also talk about circle vomiting. Consider yourself a vomit connoisseur after listening to us this week.
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Spring Heeled Jack – Jolene
Go Go’s – Vacation
Cypress Hill – Rise Up
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