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Ever wanted to ride a T-Rex band member into work? Well we haven’t either, Ash does want to ride a T-Rex to work though and we discuss, then make fun of how gay the band T-Rex is. We also discuss getting a down feather stuck in your piss hole, Hoarders, Internal Taffy, you don’t understand what that means, but you will if you listen, how much of a run on sentence these show notes are and how your grandmother had a cock in her mouth at one point and time in her life, that’s why she eats soo much garlic, it’s to forget! And as an extra bonus, we recorded the pre-show “writing process” Listen in as you try and choke yourself or whatever you sick fuckers do when no ones around. And that’s all the show notes you queers get, go listen!
Music used on the program:
Haste the Day – Travesty
Cake – War Pigs
Cee lo – Fuck you
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Well this one starts off slow and quickly turns to brilliance. We beat a dead werewolf penis to death in true Off-Beat fashion, we talk about the female anti-rape condom, Mel Gibson and we do this all with Real Talk. Ash has another smoke monster encounter and we babble and make funnies, you go listen now, and here’s some shit to help you find us in the search engine: Miley Cyrus spread eagle with peanut butter in her vag, Justin Bieber cock in mouth, Comiccon, Sarah Pailin resents her tarded child, Genesse cream ale. Good day.
Music used on the program:
Bullet for my Valentine – Your Betrayal
The Baseballs – Umbrella
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Come for the if god didn’t want me to rape chat and stay for the werewolf penis talk! We discuss E3, real caulk, Ash’s newfangled coke habit, sexy vampires, did we mention rape jokes, and Vin Diesel’s dumb face. We also talk about some other nonsense exactly 4 of you will enjoy. We used our science skills to figure out that equation. Oh yeah, we watched a chimp rape a frog, kinda blew my mind a bit.

Music used on the program:
The Menzingers – I was born
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HEROW!
We did a lot of shit tonight talked a lot of shit tonight and laughed at a lot of shit as well. We sang Catskill game farm songs, talked about clit piercings, curry, chopsticks, asians, Call of Duty modern warfare 2 field trips and so much more. If you miss this one your a moron, well if you listen to us your probably a moron. Enjoy!

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